Sunday, May 1, 2011

Things I Don't Understand #1

Big boat cruises.

Get on a boat, and the boat is not just a floating hotel, it's also a floating theme park, water park, and maybe a red-light district.

Why get on a boat at all?

If I want to take a cruise, it'll be a small boat, one that can actually dock at most ports. Enormous cruise boats might as well just stay in their ports, for you get more entertainment staying on it than trying to get off.