Owning A Pre-Release Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be

When you're thinking about all the cool stuff between my fingertips and the web, which is to say, my Cr48, one tends to forget something very important:

It doesn't always work. Or at least, not in ways it should.

I've got a good signal, but it's lagging something horrible, refusing to connect, and making my phone look like a hare, instead of the tortoise it should be in comparison.)