So I finally watched Her, the movie about a guy who falls in love with his operating system. I thought it was going to be a great movie, something I could yearn for, because it sounded like something I would do.
No, it was worse. The movie aligned so much with my life history, it was downright depressing.
"While you were at work, honey, I met a bunch of people that I love more than you. That doesn't mean I love you any less, I just have a greater capacity of affection for them than I do for you."
Bachelor-for-life Club, here I come!